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Wouldn't it be cool if... your heart had muscle spasms? Jesus discovered electricity? there was an Adam and Eve day? nuclear missiles didn't exist? we didn't have a president? there were no political parties? the world was run under one government? there were no militaries in the world? there was a baby the size of its father's thumb? the right to bear arms was taken away? drug testing was mandatory for all staff and students of all high schools? there was a course that teaches freestyle rapping? the marching band marched instrumentalists playing string instruments? coins were made out of jade? one day, the world came back together? you were paid for being an American citizen? Clarinets and Saxophones were made of Styrofoam? Clarinets and Saxophones were blown up with hydrogen gas? calculators didn't exist? arm wrestling and poker were Olympic sports? there was no metric system? there were no grades in school? standardized tests were taken verbally for all students? elementary school courses were taught in lecture halls? human beings were immune to poisonous gas? having an affair was considered illegal? High School basketball games actually had a shot clock? there was an age limit for the NBA draft? there were no prisons? there was a device to figure out what everyone is thinking at every moment in time? smoking and drinking alcohol was considered illegal? pornography didn't exist? there was free internet access to all families? people did not have names? God chatted online? The Pope dressed Hawaiian? there were moving sidewalks along college campuses? all the kids in the world were home-schooled? phones did not function through a satellite signal? there were metal detectors at the entrance of all airports? abortion was considered illegal? Chinese New Years was considered a national holiday in America? there were no taxes? the immigration process was personalized? there was an age limit to get married? automobiles did not exist? there were no phone bills?...but with tapped lines? the only operating system that existed was Unix? there was no drinking age in the United States? there was free healthcare in America? the internet didn't exist? there were no phone services in this world? computers didn't exist? the average future American home was Victorian-style? music didn't exist? the legal driving age was 21? America granted free college tuition for all US citizens? there were no cover charges for any bar in the United States? your head was the size of the moon? |